We must now call it quits. Walmart, you have been there offering your cheap prices, late hours and convenient locations for many years but no more. Too often you are overcrowded and to be quite honest scary. A few days ago I was viscously mauled by tube tops and jean shorts, all I wanted was a bottle of balsamic vinegar but it turned into a 30 minute ordeal. Hire a few more checkers? Open more self serve lines? Offer better training? These are all things that would help our relationship but alas it is too little too late. I have been moonlighting with Target for years, and now she is my one and only. Much the same as I said goodbye to McDonalds almost two years ago, this is it, you won't see me again.
