I need a new layout..

So who wants to help? Hoshi, I know you are bored from time to time and you just so happen to be newly single.. Mark, you called in sick from work due to diarrhea yesterday, which for you I thought was a normal condition so you obviously have time on your hands... Josh, you are in the midst of moving, looking for new employment and pursuing a beautiful love story so you are off the hook. Seanster? Never mind, you are an all or nothing guy and well.. Dammit. Ok, while we think about who is going to help me, lets all learn to properly fold a cat..

UPDATE: A very special thanks to Mark. Despite his bout with the runs, he was able to come up with this sexy new layout. Thanks Mark, eat a banana!